mark and jez discuss parties
- Mark: Oh, god. I can't believe I'm having a party.
- Jez: I am so proud of you. There was everything thinking you were just this fusty, sweater-wearing, spirit-crushing, no fly zone with a ten foot carrot up his arse!
- Mark: Obviously, it's only a tactical party. I'm only having a party in order to eventually get sex.
- Jez: This is the only reason anyone in recorded history has had a party, Mark.
