January 2012
17 posts
The best chat up line.....
comedyheavensweetie:
Do you like blackadder? I’ve got the boxset.
“I’m a gap in the market! Somebody fill me!”
– Jez’ manager in “Peep Show” (via felicialicia)
December 2011
110 posts
Watchrolanddd:
peep show is brilliant.
“Mark: I’m dangerously close to getting what I want. Feels a bit weird.”
– (via notionsofoptimism)
“I could say we’ve both got enormous cocks, might be the clincher.”
– Jeremy (via wordsarepegsuponwhichwehangideas
)
Mark: I'm going to go to bed.
Jeremy: You're not going anywhere Mark, you can't say you're going to bed at 9 in the evening. You're going to sit there and smile, and talk about something funny you've seen on reality TV. And stop going on and on about the euro, we're in it now and there's nothing you can do about it!
Mark: We are not in the euro, Jeremy! So you can have your squalor little night, I'm going to read Roy Jenkins on Winston Churchill.
Jeremy: “I can’t believe I had him at my mercy in the hospital. If I had known he was such an asshole I would have at least given his tubes a little waggle”
Mark: “Yeah, murdering your enemies is quite a simple solution, which I guess is why in ethics and law it’s so frowned upon”
“Don’t pull me into your filthy bathwater, I’m a player!”
– Mark Corrigan - Peep Show (via maximusness)
